Choose one of the five below:
The Double Mocha-Latte Drinking, Gel-Haired, Brown Courduroy Blazer Wearing Trendoid
The Amazing Vanishing Advisor
Prof-Who-Burnt-His-Beard-Off- With-That-Pretentious-Pipe
The Apprentice Loser
Mr Happy, who believes if something funny is worth saying once, it is worth saying a thousand times, the fucker.
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