Send Kirk Cameron over there to film LEFT BEHIND: Operation End Time Growing Pains
Nuke them! (playing the song \"I Ran\" by A Flock of Seagulls ala Apocalypse Now style)
Let Russia and China fight over it! (and still sing \"I Ran\")
Rape their horses and ride off on their women (Three Amigos reference - easy...)
All of the above
None of the above (and I should be ashamed)
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