document.write('
For All Ye Nay-Sayers
What\'s cramping your style?
The way the screen looks.
The high price point.
The inability to flip through books easily.
The tactile experience.
The inability to show off what I\'m reading to strangers on the subway.
Some combination of the above (please specify in comments).
All of the above.
Other (please specify in comments).
');